WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL
I don’t get how we could possibly he heading towards a fresh water crisis. Water is so fucking simple, scientists can’t just make new water in a lab? Just get a big vat of hydrogen and a bunch of trees to make oxygen and fucking slap ‘em together.
How do you say goodbye to something that has been apart of you? Something that has changed you? Tonight was the way to say goodbye. I really cannot express what this has meant to me. As difficult as it is I’m satisfied with how it went out, with some laughs, mainly tears, and moments I will never forget. Between Erin finding her birth parents, and Jim flying Michael out to dance with Dwight at his wedding, I learned many life long values from the journey. I couldn’t have said it better myself; take time to enjoy beauty in ordinary things. Life is too short and you owe it to yourself to be happy. So thank you, for everything.
Boyfriends come and go, but Michael Scott will always be there for you.
Assuming the fetal position.
- Jim: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man...all i know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation.
- Dwight: Some sort of virus?
- Jim: Love.